First of all,
You never go off road
You don't own any tools
You didn't buy 2 pliers in auto store yesterday, you bought fingernail clippers.
You don't wash anything, especially that big thing. (H2)
You don't check anything on the Hummer, much less the tire pressure
You don't tip your newspaper guy and this I know because he is my brother.
Your gun collection consists of a slingshot and BB gun for shooting at cans in the backyard
and lastly, You shave your chest.
Now, the next time I wave at you, don't you dare look the other way. Wave back at me! I'm tired of driving by your house and you not waving at me.
HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
