<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Patriot:
Will somebody please ban me so I don't have to listen to all you a**holes anymore?!?!?
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Ok, I'll help you out. Go stand in a doorway and turn to face the doorjam. Now firmly grasp the door jam with both hands. Quickly and vigorously smash your head into the doorjam until you have a massive subdermal hematoma on your forehead. And Voila!! You're banned. Oh... wait a second, that's not right. You're brain-damaged. oops, my bad.
