Hmmmm...
I think when I roll out of the H2, people realize I need a vehicle like this just to fit in. I mean, get real... Besides a Tahoe/Escalade or Excursion, there really isn't another SUV that a guy my size feels comfortable sitting in. And to dispel any myths about inadequacies, just make it a point to accidentally make your manhood fall out from your unzippered pants as you exit the vehicle since you know... everyone is watching the guy in the H2.
-HUMMERDOGG
TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)
TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)