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Old 12-18-2003, 01:10 AM
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NJ H2 has a little shameless behaviour in the past
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I set my Hummer Alarm Clock

to wake me up, but my girlfriend woke me up earlier. She busted into my room wearing her Hummer jacket

She handed me a Hummer Post It

written with my Hummer pen

or was it my Hummer pencil

Anyway, it had a list of all the things she needed me to do.
I got up and made myself a cup of Hummer Coffee

and relaxed for a few minutes.
I then put on my Hummer Hat

my Hummer Boots

Grabbed my Hummer Breif Case

and my Hummer wallet

Before I left I poured my Hummer Coffee in to a Hummer Thermus Cup

Opened the door and walked out side. It was Dark, cold and rainey so I went back in and grabbed my Hummer Jacket

my hummer Umbrella

and my Hummer Flashlight

I checked time on my Hummer Watch

and it was 6:00am
By 10:00am I was tired of running around, and had so much more to do on that F*&Kin list!
I put on my Hummer Camo Jacket

Snuk in my dark basement (so my Girlfreind couldn't see me)
using my Hummer Camo Flashlight

Cut the Hummer Note into peices using my Hummer Knife

I packed up my Hummer Clothes and put them in my Hummer Duffel Bag

Grabbed my Hummer Beach Towel

Loaded up my Hummer Bike

and took off to Miami Beach!
You can find me in front of the Cleavlender Hotel playing songs on my Hummer Guitar

Just don't tell my girlfreind where I am!!

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[This message was edited by NJ H2 on 12-17-03 at 07:19 PM.]
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