<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Its what I have been doing in school for the past 2 years, and I am just starting to look for careers in that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
In the beginning there was the computer. And God said, "Let there be
light!"
Enter user id: God
Enter password: Omniscient
#Password incorrect. Try again.
Enter password: Omnipotent
#Password incorrect. Try again.
Enter password: Technocrat
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
Create light
#Done
Run heaven and earth
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
Create firmament
#Done.
Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let
the dry land appear and
#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
Create dry_land
#Done.
Run firmament
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
#Unspecified type. Try again.
Create sun_moon_stars
#Done
Run sun_moon_stars
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
Create fish
#Done
Create fowl
#Done
Run fish, fowl
#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
crept herewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
Create cattle
#Done
Create creepy_things
#Done
Now let us make man in our image
#Unspecified type. Try again.
Create man
#Done
Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have
dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over
every living thing that crept upon the earth
#Too many command operands. Try again.
Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 6 errors.
Insert breath
#Done
Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 5 errors.
Move man to Garden of Eden
#File Garden of Eden does not exist.
Create Garden.eden
#Done
Move man to Garden.eden
#Done
Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
Copy woman from man
#Done
Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 2 errors.
Create desire
#Done
Run multiplication
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.eden
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Create freewill
#Done
Run freewill
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.eden
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Undo desire
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Help
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Create tree_of_knowledge
#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in
Garden.eden
#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
Create good, evil
#Done
Activate evil
#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning system error in sector E95.
#Man and woman not in Garden.eden. 1 errors.
Scan Garden.eden for man, woman
#Search failed.
Delete shame
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
Destroy freewill
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
Stop
#Unrecognizable command. Try again
Break
Break
Break
#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS:
#COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE
MINUTES.
#PLEASE LOG OFF.
Create new world
#You have exceeded your allocated file space.
#You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
Destroy earth
#Destroy earth: Please confirm.
Destroy earth confirmed
#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.
#SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM.
#YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
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