My Hummer dealer, Vic Alfonso Cadillac/Hummer, is having a HH this weekend at the Portland Zoo. It's a non-offroading event. Children are encouraged to come as it's a special event at the zoo. Here's where the story takes a turn- the local bicycle kooks are planning on being asswipes. So, because of this, I'm going to be spray paint a few boxes of tacks(so they match the pavement
) and dispersing them in strategic locations along their most likely routes. I'm also going to be video taping the faces & actions of the kooks. Still swill be taken from the footage and posted here.
Here's their site.
http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2006/03/334812.shtml
I'm going to dig around and see what else I can find on the nuts. I hope it rains. Flat bike tires in the rain will bring the funnay for me.
Oh yeah, I'll be driving a non Hummer to the event.