AH! LMAO!!! I was reading that site and found this:
fresh bread • Rating: 7.58 out of 212 total votes • Tried it? Yes 85%, No 15%, out of 34 total votes • Comments(22)
During that long drive home with your fellow carpoolers from work, eek out an SBD (Silent but Deadly) and say "we must be driving by a bakery....anyone else smell fresh bread"? Since the smell of fresh baked bread is close to Godliness, everyone will snap to attention and fill their lungs with a deep whiff. The first scent that hits them will be intriguing, they'll sniff deeper to try to catch the aroma, then everyone's eyes will water as you try not to piss yourself.