Don't hate me H2CP, but I too have had to do a little research and some of these are just too funny not to share...
Turkish Delight (noun)
When a girl lies on her stomach and spreads her ass cheeks. Her sphincter is then greased with a massive amount of Astroglide inside and out. The man greases his raging hard on and goes to the other end of the room. He proceeds to sprint towards the girl who’s ass cheeks are spread to full capacity. When he's about five feet away he jumps. He must be a marksman. If done right when you land on the girl, the force will be so great it will cram your cock and balls up her ass. If done wrong you may as well be dead.
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