Mac,
Is a Tahoe a huge behemoth? Is a Volvo XC90 a massive tank? No? Then stop refering to the H2 as a gigantic land yacht. The H2 is 9 inches shorter than the Tahoe and 2 inches shorter than the Volvo.
As for something bigger, there's plenty of bigger vehicles that would make you feel more powerful. Why don't you go get yourself a lifted Suburban from one of those places down in Redwood City? I'm sure they'd outfit a big black one just for you. Jesus, that sounded like a line from a porno. I'm still queasy after reading your post where you went on and on about "big, black & powerful". Is one of your neighbors a 49er or a Giant? Are you having Mandingo fantasies or something?
[This message was edited by DRTYFN on 11-09-03 at 11:27 PM.]
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