[HUMMERDOGG]

Zazing-

Can you contact Seth for me and have him do a thorough analysis and write a report of one of my stool samples for me since I seem to be having some type of digestive problems. It appears that Seth knows a thing or two about writing crap.

Thanks.

-HUMMERDOGG

TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)

TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)