Jeeeeeeez...If that was my wife, I would divorce her. Oh wait a minute, I DID!!!HAHAHAH
Don't cry over spilt milk or mocha or whatever. Just put on your sad "I Love you Honey Face" and tell him how sorry you were, and you're really trying to be a good wife. This whole time you are slowly unbuttoning his clothes, and letting him know the kids are with the inlaws tonite!
