Alec W-
That blowup doll of yours that you call your g/f?... Yeah, Kathy, that's the one... Ya'll never fight because she's always doing this:
Plus, it's you who is always making the "dramatic exit"...
Cheers...
-HUMMERDOGG
TROLL POACHER (I hunt trolls even if it ain't troll hunting season...)
TROLL TAXIDERMIST (For those of you who get to them before I can. I provide this service free of charge...)