Sippy and Bebe, I thought of the same thing, 'cept it was called "Stiffy's". Just kidding.
But I did think about it and then thought about their nasty male parts so close to the table tops. Makes me do the heeby jeeby dance.
Men are different, not so easy to display because they aren't shy and women would get offended if they were. But I bet the "Fighting Sword" would be a cash cow!
We have this place, "Aldo's" , it's an Italian restaurant. All the waiters are just plain amazing, young and tan, tight little butts, perfect teeth, cleanly shaven, good skin, well mannered, shiny boy hair - just beautiful. And they all wear little waiter outfits and they don't talk like valley girls.
Plus, they have excellent food, they were featured in Southern Living. I always end up getting dessert and a cappuccino. I heart Aldo's.