Please join me in supporting "Feed the Bling", a new program to help underprivileged ghetto rigs achieve the chrome they so desperately desire.
For less than $1.00 a day, you can keep a ghetto rig alive in a jungle of drugs and drive-bys. Help these defenseless rides overcome their shame and rise above their fellow hoabies.
Sponsoring a ghetto rig is easy ... Just call 1-800-bling-me. It only takes a few minutes and your call is toll free. Within a few weeks, you'll receive a personalized photo of your sponsored rig, like this one.
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Originally Posted by HummerNewbie
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With your help and support, all ghetto rigs can enjoy the bling you and I take for granted. Together we can fight the tragedy of ghetto hoabie-ism and bring street cred to pimps and pushers from the ghetto to the meadow.
Your donation does much more than brighten a dull grille. Your cha-ching brings bling to the blingless, pimps to the pimpless and homies to the homieless.
Won't you pick up the phone and call today? Your ghetto needs you, and you be needing your ghetto.