You know, I speak from experience when I say, you really don't want a bride. They use up all your money, and then you still have to put up with them. At least when you hire a woman (which in your case shouldn't be a problem, with your NFL pension and all), she takes the money and lets you alone afterwards. You don't have to listen to the whining. And, besides, then you have more money to spend on Hummers and other fun toys.
