Top 20 excuses I can't make it to Moab:
1) My wife/ husband won't let me go.
2) I can't get away from work that long.
3) I decided it's too far to drive.
4) My truck overheats.
5) I was out wheeling last weekend and bumped a tree, so I have to fix it and won't make it.
6) I got glass in my eye (joke)
7) My tires are too bald.
8) I don't know if I'll have enough money by than.
9) The soap it too course in Utah.
10) I don't want my truck pi$$ed on.
11) My Heads are off & I've lost my way.
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