The reasons no one is offended:
1) b/c the bitch shouldn't have been driving in the first place. I mean..how much control can a 600lb person have over a vechile when they have to pick up a fat roll in order to make a turn.
2) b/c she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
and
3) no where did the article mention Hummer.

Now..if it was ORGINALLY changed to say she was driving a hummer...I probably would have been pissed or at least made you think I was.
