I posted this on another of MH's threads, and I'm proud enough of it that I'll repost it here. Seems to fit.
"Man, I've got to quit working so I can spend more time on here. Seems like I'm missing out on all the fun.
Hey Mullethead, I have a way to solve this. Since we are both in the Houston area, just let me know which trailer park you live in and I'll come by and take pictures of all your stuff. If I post it, it'll have quite a bit more credibility.
If possible, I'd like to borrow your boat for a while this summer, I'm going to my oceanfront house in Arizona.
By the way, pretty good shot with the handwritten note to me, although I don't really feel "owned". I was impressed that you didn't misspell any words, did your Momma help you write it?"
