[Mrs.ssippi]

I love that song CP! Here are some of my favorite parts...


My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty

I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid

I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump