The stupidest thing I saw today
Was watching TV. Saw one of those 'Get your girl on' Hummer H3 commercials. Basically it was a girl having her kid get picked on at a playground by a bully. The bully's mom was a snatch, so the wussgirl bought a Hummer and felt better about her feelings.
Tagline for girl that bought a hummer to compensate for her wusiness: "Get your girl on"
Now...I've watching TV (drinking beer). I'm wathcing TV (drinning bere) and I see a commercial with some guy buying vegies, herbs, and crap at the grocery store. THe guy behind him is buying rubbs, steak, briquettes, and manfood. He immmediately checks out of the grocery store and goes and buys a hummer.
Tagline for the manboy who buys a hummer to compensate for his wusiness: "Reclaim your manhood"
WTF?
Between the bling adds and the stupid f'ing targeted ads, this has got to be the stupidest thing I saw today. Plus, I'm ashamed to own a Hummer.
/endrant
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