Re-Post but good.
Officer: So son, how did this happen?
Dumbass: Uhhhhh......mmmffllllbbbbbdaaahhhhfffaaaattpppbbt
Officer: Uh, huh.
Dumbass: Arrrggllllpppfbt (spits out teeth)
Officer: Okay, let me see if I have this down right: You and your buddies were attempting to kill a boy on a bike via vehicular manslaughter when you slipped out of the vehicle, striking a car and causing property damage by smashing your face into the bumper. Is that about it?
Dumbass: Mmmmpppbbfppppttttt...
Officer: Damn son, those good ole boys on cell block G are just gonna
love you.
Karma sucks for some people, huh?
Idiots.