[evldave]

am sitting here drinking heavily. TV is on. I see a Bush's baked beans commercial. Dog is in the basement making 'How to get Bush's baked bean recipe' - dog's name is Duke.

In the background, while the underground dog printing press is going, you can hear:

"Duuuuke.....Duuuuke"

Sort of like:

"Luuuuke....Luuuuuke" when Unclue Owen is looking for look after he does out looking for R2D2.

It's got to be a bad sign I see these things. Something is wrong and I can't tell what it is....