Man that sucks!! But wish someone would slash my tires so I could have a excuse for 35's
For me it would probably be karma coming back from when I was younger.
Got home late one night and was heading to bed when I saw a pickup and heard the old familiar sound of a bat vs mail boxes down the road. Went in the house and grabbed a bat and hid in the bushes next to the mailbox. Right when they slowed to a stop and were getting ready to swing I jumped out and started beating the ****
out of their truck. Smashed the front grill, hood, windshield, and a couple dents in the side. Next day I get a visit from kids dad, ends up it was his truck they were driving. He was telling me he was going to call the cops, and sue me for damages and so on, but decided to make his kid pay for it when I told him I would then turn in his kid to the feds for tampering with mail.