Here's some losers I found on that stupid site with MY OWN quotes:

Hi we're losers and work at Wal-Mart and live with our parents - we can't even afford real hummers so we flick of toy ones.

HEY ALL! I don't get laid and this is the finger I use to **** myself!

I make balloons for a living - I hate my life.

Check my hand - I'm getting these guys back for breaking my fingers the last time I flicked off an H2

I don't get paid sucking cock enough to afford these big boyz!
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Damn I could go on forever!!! I wonder what these asswipes drive?