Tomp, I'm sure this was joke! Tell me you were! Please!
DO NOW!
THere are pleanty other options out there. KenP has a nice/ clean way to set this up! It's a simple way to atach it too. If you don't have a tire back there, it's even easier.
Here's another link too:
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/s...=highlift+jack