Re: How many Texans
An Englishman, Frenchman, and Texan were sitting around a camp fire discussing who the biggest bad-ass was.
The Englishman smashed a few beer bottles over this head and proclaimed??I?m the biggest bad-ass!?
The Frenchman walked to his car and brought back some rat poison. He started eating it. He then proclaimed??No, I?m the biggest bad-ass!!!?
Meanwhile, the Texan sat there quietly?stoking the fire with his dick.
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