[Scouts Out]

I have been driving my Triumph TR8 most of the time lately. I pulled into the local supermarket and was parked between a Toyota Hybrid and a Dodge ram Power Wagon. the Toy owner cam out as I was getting out and she looked at the power wagon and said why does anyone need someting that big, they need to be responsible like us and drive green cars. I told her my other car was a Hummer which produced the shock effect I was looking for. She put her grocery bag down and started to rant about something when I told her my H3 got better milage than my TR8. She said she did not see how that was possible and was not going to stand here and talk to some one owning such a gas guzzler, opened her door, jumped in the car and drove away, leaving her bag of groceries right on the ground. I tried to alert her but she whipped out of the lot. I left the bag next to the wheel of my car and went in to the store, when I came out, the bag was gone and in the dirt on the window she had wrote "PIG"