Without these mods, some of us can't even drive over a milk maiden.
Come on - you really need to lighten up. There is nothing wrong with being a middle class yuppie parent. Lets turn off the headrest DVD players, put the little ones to bed, and have a drink and laugh.
If you're real nice and
help out your fellow Hummer owners, I'll ask about getting you a ride in my main ride (if you don't mind the smell of diesel). Don't forget to bring a cushion.
Hooah