At the risk of being inappropriate ...
Teacher's Lounge: Hollowpoints are for wooses. Real teachers use hardball.
Principal's office: Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Orientation: Anyone caught cheating will receive a week of detention. Second offenders will get a cap in their ass.
Recess: Can you stand guard for me? I have got to get to a restroom.
4th period: I've got a bucketful of brass waiting for you to polish in detention, young man.
Holidays: Merry Christmas teacher ... I got you a speedloader.
Field Day: Forgot your starting pistol? Here, borrow mine.
Finals: This is a timed test. When the barrel goes up, I want all pencils down.
