10-22-2006, 08:29 PM
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Hummer Authority
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Home is where the H2 is..
Posts: 1,814
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Re: How Do You buy a car?
Talk to your wife.
P/s: "Talk" = Beg, plead, cajole, threat (didn't work), supplicate, whine, entreat, implore, coax, flatter, wheedle, offer sex twice a day for a whole month (didn't work either), cry a little, cry a lot, offer sex for a whole year (nope, didn't do it either), wine & dine where it cost > $150 per person (gettin there), get on your knees with a new Chanel bag on one hand and Prada sunglasses on the other (closer), promise her "it'll be just a weekend car, honey..." --> YEHAWWW!! GOT ME MY HUMMER H2 FINALLY!!  
P/s2: Putting 44,000 miles in less than 3 years -- wife  |