[KenP]

That last one is hilarious!!!!

Three guys were sitting around disscussing pain. The first says the most pain I ever endured is when I fell off a ladder while painting the house and ended up breaking my arm. The second guy says I can see where that would smart a little bit, but thats nothing compared to me. I was out mountain climbing, fell off a clif and broke my leg. The two of them look at the third guy and say, well, what about you? The third guy scratches his chin in deep thought and finaly says, I guess the second most pain I ever endured is when I was out deer hunting, I had to take a dump, ended up ****ting on a bear trap and it clamped right on my nuts. The other two gasped and said my god, that was the second most pain, what was the first? The third guy replies "when I reached the end of the chain"