Replace driver's side mirror: $750
Replace H2 tailgate emblem: $30
Replace spare tire cover: $100
Ding removal, touch-up paint, buffing: $100
I left my truck out on the driveway Tuesday night. They smashed the mirror in, which put two small dings in the door's window frame. They gouged the paint on the tailgate while removing the H2 emblem. Lastly, they burned a hole in my tire cover with what I guess was a cigarette lighter.
I've put the word out with a couple of upstanding teenagers in the neighborhood hoping to find out who did it. I doubt I'll ever find them, but if I do, I will beat the ever-living $hit out of their lowlife, pondscum, piece of dog$hit, a$$-sucking, disrespectful, good for nothing worthless a$$es. And then I'm going to take the same a$$-whooping to their no-account dads.
-Pete