[h2co-pilot]

You know, he does sound like our dumpster diving diva.

Originally Posted by H1izmabyatch

Ah ... the truth cannot be denied; by your own admission, I DO have credibility. ha! hahahahahahahahah!!!No, really you don't.


I haven't heard any of you crybabies deny that Jeep is the undisputable offroad King ... Hummer is a pretender, not even a contender, so it's understandable why you ladies are all in a tizzy over your Ark. (Ah, your choice of words might be your unconscience reminding you that we can ford much deeper. )You say Jeep and not even a model. Your lack of technical debate material makes it impossible. Very few are even in the H2's class and/or worthy of such debate.

.... and yet you all flock to refute it like moths to a flame, like lambs to the slaughter ... why? So poetic, but I believe the 6 moths you speak of are just bored and enjoy the fact that you have been lurking here all day. Knowing that the Hummer name lives rent-free under your hair net.


Hey, I didn't start this abortion of a thread, I just made it into a living thing. You should all thank me for brightening your Saturday. It's like going into the bathroom and finding a different brand of toilet paper**, whether good nor bad, you still wipe your ass with it.

You know- on one of my 8 toilet paper holders in my 8 bedroom home, filled with glorious ozone thinning A/C in it's thousands upon thousands of wasted decorative square footage on this chilly Fall day just for the hell of it. But don't worry, my little counter wiping leaf licker, I had the gas fireplace on to warm my toes.