I stopped counting the ?fingers? flipped my way after number 50.
I washed off the ?cola product? someone threw all over my H3 in the parking garage.
I?ve ignored the ?crotch prints? on my paint from the Hummer Humpers.
I?ve smiled at the hairy pitted earth mothers, glaring at me in the
"Whole Foods Market" parking lot.
I?ve laughed when my H3 has been referred to as an ?Alleged Hummer?, ?Earth Killer?, or ?Gas Whore?.
I just grin when called a ?Poser? or ?Pretentious?.
However, I damn near killed a man for saying ?Nice looking Jeep???.
Texas is after all, a concealed carry state and some insults simply can?t be ignored.
Note: All of the above is true except for the Jeep part.
Dallas can be a cruel town.
