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Old 12-01-2006, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: So I wake up heart pounding...

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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
a little while ago.

Me and Hue Hefner were out in a limo. I was showing him the mountains, he had never really took the time for nature. Then I took him to an old mountain lodge and he squeezed this pimply thing on his arm that had a fuse- it was really gross. But I decided to take him downstairs for some blackberry icecream- his treat of course.

We were eating and all of a sudden a burglar or something came to the window behind Hef, punched a hole in the glass and tazed the wall with something- this black thing- very loud. I screamed and ran- suddenly, I was running down the hall of my childhood home and ran to the tiny door (utility closet type of place) under the stairs and hid where I did when I was little.

I woke up very skeered.

What does it all mean?

I think these are metaphors. Sounds like you think of Mr. Hefner as a father figure and you are into that sort of kinky stuff.
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