[h2co-pilot]

According to Global, it would be like a dude w/ out the :

• bait and tackle
• boner
• choad
• chubby
• cock
• Crotch Pickle
• dick
• ding-a-ling
• ding-dong
• dingy
• dinkle
• dong
• dork
• endowment
• fascinum
• flander doodle
• f@ck stick
• fun gun
• the fury
• gherkin
• hammer
• hampton
• hoseknob
• love gun
• love pump
• john thomas
• johnson
• joystick
• junk
• lad
• Light saber
• love muscle
• main vein
• manhood
• meat puppet
• member
• Mr. Happy
• Mr. Jim and the Twins
• Mr. Winky
• one-eyed trouser snake
• organ
• package
• pecker
• peener
• pee-pee
• pee-wee
• percy
• peter
• pickle
• pink oboe
• piny tenis
• pocket rocket
• pole
• Pork Sword
• prick
• pud
• purple-headed womb broom
• purple-headed yogurt slinger
• ram rod
• red headed stranger
• Rumple Foreskin
• sausage
• shaft
• love pole
• shlong
• spirit stick
• staff
• stiffy
• skin flute
• tallywhacker
• thing
• todger
• tonker
• tool
• trouser snake
• tube steak
• twig and berries
• unit
• wang
• wee-wee
• wiener
• wife's best friend
• willie
• winkle
• Woody