You really don't want me to respond to that, do you? You're too nice a guy for me to take advantage of an opportunity like that!
I'm sure that placing the fuel pump inside the tank was brilliant, as long as it never needs to be replaced. They're probably very reliable though, and rarely need replacement. Just my luck that mine went bad. When I found out what was involved in replacing the pump, you can imagine my warm thoughts for the folks who determined its location. I paid mostly for labor. I guess the engineers can't always anticipate how fuel will be reformulated, especially when politicians get involved. Speaking of knuckleheads......