While P has a keeper, and all the suggestions are great, it's obvious you all haven't met my wife. I mean come on... 5'4" and a buck-eight with a DE??? Puh-leeze!!! That'd knock her back through the wall and I'd have a hell of a mess to clean up. I mean with all that drywall work and the painting... With her dislocated shoulder she'd never be able to hold up her end of the repairs.
Sheeez... Get it together.