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Old 12-22-2006, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by h2co-pilot
You will never meet anyone worth holding on to in a bar.
That's not true and is dictated only by the time frame of the holding period. For instance, some girls have little holding power, so you just screw 'em and tell them to get the hell out of the house.

Others, with strong holding powers, ie: chefs, should be held onto until the morning. You can have sex with these gals again and they can make you breakfast. Then you can kick her out.

Last of the group are the chicks with super-strong holding power. This group is good for CES, breakfast, CES and a good vacuuming. But always, always kick 'em out.

Keep your head up and make sure you get the right coochy for the circumstances. It makes a world of difference.

Edit: I forgot to mention the ones that have ZERO, ZIP ZILCH holding power. Just tag members of this group in the bathroom and leave 'em there with a handful of bleachy toilet paper.
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