To be really nice to the Brand Quality Managers, and stop harassing them weekly about having a week front diff....
To be nice to the bulletin writers, when I tell them their bulletins aren't worth a sh*t.
To continue to be a pain in arse to my boss, so that I can transfer to Field Resolution Engineering, and actually work with some intelligent people for a change.
(Then I'll be sitting next to the Brand Quality Managers and can bang the Hummer dude over the head a few times with the front diff.)
To wave at people more often with a full hand then with just one finger....
Hell, that's enough for this year
