Yeah those drama queens down there in the Border Patrol keep whining over nothing. That problem could be solved by Canadians sitting in chairs in no time.
Turns out all we ever had to do to solve every problem, was to consult the Canadians. Damn, all that wasted effort and life spent for nothing. They knew what to do all along.
Gotta bring them in the loop next time. Maybe we should sit down with France and Canada and solve everybody's problems, all without ever leaving our chairs. Cool.

Nothing ever ventured, is nothing ever gained.
If we had it to do all over again, maybe England would have eventually let us go the way they did Canada, then we could take our dominant position in the world just like they did.
Seriously, I like Canada, some of my best friends are Canadian

. Sorry for all the low hits, just having a little fun.

Standing by for the flame.