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Originally Posted by wpage
A few points, the girl never asks the question. Then she has no money to shop and buy martinis without the dude. Since she has no one to harp on, she over eats, gets fat, farts on herself. Lives a life of everlasting contempt! 
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Don't forget the cats and the spoon and precious moment collections.
Girls don't need Men to make money!
Besides I don't think you can fart without "farting on self", and maybe she likes the smell of her own farts- well dammit, you know what I mean.