Re: Actual bumper stickers
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an ass
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off
Don't like my driving...then quit watching me
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Try not to let you mind wander...it's too small and fragile to be out by itself
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you
"Impotence"...Natures way of saying "no hard feelings"
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