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Originally Posted by CO Hummer
OK Noob, we'll spell it out for ya:
(1) Say you're going to Moab
(2) Talk for 9 months about it - get psyched up
(3) At 90 days before departure - start the "not sure if I'm going" talk
(4) At 60 days - Make up lame excuses
(5) At 30 days - Talk about how you wish you could go, but can't
(6) At 7 days - Come up with a new conflict. Say you actually planned to go until this new thing just came up.
(7) At 0 days - Don't show up.
(8) At -10 days - Say how sad you were that you didn't show up, but "will be there next time".
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I might have to attend a Jewish wedding.