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Old 02-17-2007, 10:28 PM
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Default Re: 2008 H3 SUV

Latest rumor...

H3XXX

General Motors will release in July 2008 a XXX version on the HUMMER H-3.

It will have a 540 HoesePower V-10 Engine with either a 6 speed manual transmission plus overdrive or you may get the optional 6 speed automatic.

The rear seat area will fold flat and an optional WaterBed and Disco Lites will be available. A special compartment is in the back area which will hold 36 condoms and 2 dildos is standard.

The entire drive train has been beefed up to take the extra power and it will come with 22" rims with off road tires, duelies in the rear.

The approach and departure angle is 60 degrees and there is 32 inches of ground clearence. It will be able to ford 44 inches of water at 35mph.

Additional information will be released in a few more weeks.
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