What am I? If you ask the kids at the park, I am a "Fat rich old man"
If you ask my friends, I am a "kind hearted Man"
If you ask the police, well don't ask them.
If you ask my parents (which thank god they are still here) I am a " well lets not go there either.
If you ask the single mom's at the park, ok I can't speak for them. I am that compatible match!
If you ask me, I am a guy enjoying the hell out of life!!! and want those around me to do the same.

other than just a Tiger...