When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*
My wife was shocked and angry. I told her it's a traditional school song.
I would have taught him sooner or later. I couldn't stop laughing.
