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Old 02-20-2007, 12:38 AM
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Default My son learned something new in school.

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap* Diarrhea! *Clap*Clap*



My wife was shocked and angry. I told her it's a traditional school song.

I would have taught him sooner or later. I couldn't stop laughing.
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