[ipeefreely]

why dont you take your kids(if you have any) and then take a huge PISS on her prius.

and then if you have a dog, you can collect it's Sh** for a week. and using some latex gloves, arrange the sh** on her hood in a decorative fashion (be creative... if it's around thanksgiving, draw a turkey...christmas...a christmas tree).

and to finish it off, light the piss on fire right as she's approaching the vehicle, so her prius is cooking in a big mess of piss and sh** and the last thing she'll see is the decorative crap melted onto her hood.