That puss couldn't lift a controller.
Since this is my neighborhood 7/11 I had to "protect" it.

This is what happened:
Slim Shady went into the 7/11 and walked around trying to be "all bad" and menacing, so I sat in my rig and watched him to make sure he wasn't going to need a beating. I watched through the window as he stood at the counter for 3-4 minutes just milling about. I decided he needed a little motivation to get his ass out the door, so I got out and went in. I easily had 4-5" & 40lbs of muscle on him and the little bitch STILL tried to put up a gangsta front on me. I walked straight at him like i was going to bum-rush him and then angled slightly past him at the last second.(I'm not a pisser or anything.

) Little wussy gave me his best bad-ass stare and when I finally turned back around I gave him a look like, "What? You want some?". He finished counting his pennies out, grabbed his cheap-ass smokes and shuffled out the door. I was really

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Oh yeah, his minivan had a custom Hefty-bag side window. Must have gotten shot out when he ran from the po-po.

