[Marcmedic]

Was really drunk in a Wal-Mart back in college. This one had a pet section with a bunch of parakeet's in multiple cages. We decided to set them free....all of them. After stumbling around the store for a while we ended up at the checkout...of course we forgot about setting the birds free until we saw one sitting on top of the register number sign. Next week they had locks on the cages.